The Archive

Dolphin conspiracy theory and poisonous cheese theory. — Max explains that dolphins are only kept from becoming the all-seeing lords of the world because humans were installed as cameras and regulators — a case that somehow runs through algae on Mars. Then cheese is poisonous because it's rotten milk, Febreze must never share a house with it, and ceiling fans break because primordial beings mistake the spinning for teleportation. Episode one, with Nolan and Ebin.

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